Hi guys,

I require Irish translations of the following internet memes. Please and thank you!

You Only Live Once
Winning
Dumb ways to die... So many dumb ways to die
Forever alone
I used to speak English, then I took an arrow to the knee
Hey, can I borrow... Everything?
Challenge accepted
Not sure if Irish... or just gibberish (no need to translate 'gibberish')
Cool story, bro ('brother' is fine)

Obviously meaning should take precedence over direct translations.

Hi, I posted some answers on boards.ie, you can copy 'em over here for some other posters to pick apart, correct etc

Thank you so much.

Well so far I have:

You Only Live Once - Níl ach saol amháin agat
Winning - Buachan
Dumb ways to die... So many dumb ways to die
Forever alone
I used to speak English, then I took an arrow to the knee - Bhíodh Béarla agam, ach ansin fuaireas saighead sa ghlúin
Hey, can I borrow... Everything? - Hey, an dtabharfá..chuile rud ar íosacht dom?
Challenge accepted - Glacaim led dhúshlán
Not sure if Irish... or just gibberish (no need to translate 'gibberish')
Cool story, bro ('brother' is fine)

How is Cool scéal, a bhráithre for Cool story, bro?

Assuming that someone can't come up with an equivalent for "cool" which is used in Ireland by Irish-speaking kids, it would need to be "Scéal cool ....", since most adjectives come after the noun in Irish.

For some of the others, perhaps:

Forever alone I m'aonar go deo [speaking of oneself] or I d'aonar go deo [speaking of someone else]
[as with some of the others, the Irish may require a pronoun where the English doesn't, due to the differences in syntax between the two languages]

Dumb ways to die Dóigheanna dúra bás a fháil
So many dumb ways to die An oiread sin dóigheanna dúra bás a fháil

Not sure if [it's] Irish ... or just gibberish Níl mé ceart, an Gaeilge atá ann ... nó gibberish amháin
If you do want to translate "gibberish", you could use brilléis.

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I'm not a native (or entirely fluent) speaker, so be sure to wait for confirmations/corrections, especially for tattoos.

An bhfuil sé Gaeilge is a TSF error. An Gaeilge é would be better (of course, an argument can be made for í too, though I guessing they're both correct depending specifically upon that which you are referring to). Or An Gaeilge atá ann?

This is brilliant, thanks guys!

Just one last question... how is fh pronounced in Irish?

Actually, if it's not too much trouble, would you mind telling me how to pronounce these phonetically? I really appreciate your time, you've no idea.

Bhíodh Béarla agam, ach ansin fuaireas saighead sa ghlúin
Hey, an dtabharfá..chuile rud ar íosacht dom?
Glacaim led dhúshlán (it's the 'dhúshlán' I'm having trouble with)
An oiread sin dóeanna dúra bás a fháil

"fh" is mute in Irish.

Bhíodh Béarla agam, ach ansin fuaireas saighead sa ghlúin
Hey, an dtabharfá..chuile rud ar iasacht dom?
Glacaim led dhúshlán (it's the 'dhúshlán' I'm having trouble with)
An oiread sin dóigheanna dúra bás a fháil

looks right but it's a blend of Munster and Connemara Irish. I don't know what pronunciation should be given to you then
The best way might be to adapt them into Connemara Irish and to ask Bríd to record them for you

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