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PostPosted: Tue 26 Aug 2014 11:20 am 
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http://europeisnotdead.com/disco/words- ... est-words/

Lol, and the site has more stuff too

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PostPosted: Tue 26 Aug 2014 8:15 pm 
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Yes.

Poor showing from Irish there :)


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PostPosted: Sat 30 Aug 2014 11:20 am 
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As we always say in Leitrim, it's best to be at the top or the bottom -no one wants to be average :)
(No one says that, but anyway)

Here is the joke section. I like the map. They had to swap Romania's map with Scotland for some reason

http://europeisnotdead.com/disco/expres ... ean-jokes/

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PostPosted: Sat 30 Aug 2014 11:22 am 
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On Ireland – “Then there was the cross-eyed Irish teacher who resigned because he had no control over his pupils.”

The Irish joke has sinister origins. The Irish joke originates in the simian portrayal of Irish people in English comic magazines of the mid-late 19th century – depicting the Irish as stupid apes given to agrarian and alcohol-fuelled violence against their benevolent and tolerant English masters. The Irish joke seems nevertheless to have survived the era of political correctness and has become nowadays much a kind of teasing between neighbors.

Ireland

On English – “- What does an Englishman do for thrills?” “- Eats an After Eight mint at 7:30”.

Irish jokes have recently been reclaimed by the Irish themselves and reversed to ridicule the Englishmen and their jokes. There is sometimes a debate to discuss whether Irish jokes made by Englishmen were racist or not. But the shift in humor between both countries seems to have changed in nature.


Never heard these before

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PostPosted: Sun 31 Aug 2014 9:18 am 
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Some good laughs there. Quite an interesting insight into who has a history together.

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PostPosted: Sun 31 Aug 2014 12:41 pm 
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I thought they were hilarious. Some of them were almost like the ribbing between counties in Ireland.

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On Swedes – “Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. Ole says, “The way I figger it, Sven, each of them fish cost us $400 !”. “Well, at dat price it’s a good ting we didn’t catch any more of em than we did,” says Sven.


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On Danes – “- Why do Danish people never play hide and seek?” “- Because nobody wants to look for them”


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On Germans – “The Prime Ministers of Germany and Austria met to exchange notes. “How are things in Germany?” asked the Prime Minister of Austria. The German sighed, “Well, in Germany the situation is serious,” he said, “but not hopeless.” “In Austria the situation is hopeless,” the Austrian Prime Minister replied, “but not serious.””


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On Moldavians – “A father and child are in a museum discussing the theory of evolution when the child asks if Moldovians evolved from apes. The father reminds the child that apes evolved from Moldovians.”

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